I’m the Guy the Internet Warned You About Tee | Funny Statement Shirt

A relaxed, statement tee for people who wear a wink and a bit of edge. This midweight cotton shirt carries a bold, centered message in crisp white lettering that reads like an inside joke with the internet — confident, slightly roguish, and entirely unapologetic. The classic crew neck and boxy fit sit comfortably through the day, whether layered under a denim jacket for streetwear energy or worn solo with jeans for a no-fuss look. Subtle garment details — a ribbed collar that keeps its shape, tear-away label for scratch-free wear, and tubular knit construction for a clean silhouette — make it feel lived-in and dependable. Washes well, keeps its print clarity thanks to high-quality DTF/DTG printing, and carries the quiet satisfaction of something ethically made and certified. Product features - 100% cotton solid colors with medium-weight 180 g/m² fabric for year-round comfort - Tubular knit, no side seams for a clean drape and reduced fabric waste - Ribbed collar and shoulder tape to retain shape and prevent stretching - Dual printing (DTF for sleeves/labels, DTG for main print) for crisp, durable graphics - Tear-away label, OEKO-TEX certified, ethically sourced US cotton; EU 2-year warranty Care instructions - Non-chlorine: bleach as needed - Do not iron - Do not dryclean - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Tumble dry: low heat

Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean